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Meme time

Wednesday, September 11th, 2013

I promise you guys I’ll write a proper entry, detailing EVERYTHING about my new car. But until then, here’s a meme I found and since I’m in the mood for (over)sharing…

1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it? Drugs no and never will, but alcohol and I think because everyone tried it. Not everyone liked it. I did.
2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second? Yes I could. I’m not sure I would, but I certainly could.
3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free? Sleep in the car, definitely.
4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear? I’d fight really hard against wearing anything salmon coloured.
5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it? Oh I can’t remember. Probably have caved, but I don’t recall regretting anything.
6. What is your favorite video game console? Why? Nintendo 3DS, mostly because it’s the only one I have.
7. Do you like vanilla candles? Not specifically. They’re ok I guess, unless the smell is like really aggressive.
8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon? Yes.
9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde? Yes I would and I have. Not recently tho.
10. What are your plans for tomorrow? I’ll probably go for a walk, or a run and then I’m going to read and drive my Firebird and then go to the gym.
11. What did you have for breakfast? Uhh… berries and curd.
12. Have you had sex in 2013 yet? Yes I have, thank you very much.
13. Who last slept in your bed besides you? My husband.
14. What time did you wake up today? 8.30 -ish.
15. How long until your next birthday? Let’s see… five weeks and two days.
16. What was the last movie you watched? I tried watching Beasts of the Southern Wild but I didn’t finish it.
17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose? U2, always U2.
18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter? Oohh… too long ago, to start with. A Snickers maybe like two weeks ago?
19. What’s the last song you heard? Daft Punk’s Solar Sailer.
20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it? Usually.
21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? No. Have far too many things to do and places to go.
22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s? Not ex boyfriends, but ex one night stands, yes, to some.
23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind? I’m hungry, but I’m also fat and I’m really not pretty enough to pull the fat part so I guess I need to stop stuffing my face with cinnamon rolls and get off of my fat arse.
24. Where’s the last place you went? The garage, I put my motorbike in.
25. Have you held hands with anyone lately? Yes, my husband. And with my squish.
26. Has anyone let you down recently? Yes.
27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous? No.
28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters? I don’t know to be honest. I’m just waiting for The Walking Dead season 4 to start on the tube.
29. Do you have more than $50 in your room? Nope.
30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life? Yes.
31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning? Mentally exhausted, not physically tired.
32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? No one. I’m not that important.
33. When was the last time you went apple picking? I’ve never been apple picking. Apple trees are scarce this far up north.
34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life? No, not really. I usually wake up with a massive need to pee so I have to run to the bathroom and then ponder life’s big questions there.
35. Are you happy summer is coming soon? Well technically there has to be an autumn and a winter and then spring before the next summer but it can’t come too quickly. I love summer.
36. Do you have drama in your life? No. And I don’t need any.

Boooored

Tuesday, August 6th, 2013

While contemplating on my new layout (yes, i make layouts instead of blogging shut up) and waiting for a txt to tell me I have a parcel to pick up (guys it’s hair dye and extensions and i’m so excited i can’t sdfghjkl) I’ll give you this very interesting (not) meme.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Oh she’s kinda cute and has nice tits, but no thanks.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Not correct. I generally don’t talk to exes.
3. Have you taken someones virginity? Yes I have.
4. Is trust a big issue for you? Yea it is.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? We hang out regularly, seeing as we share a home and the bed.
6. What are you excited for? MY SUPERCOOL HAIR DYE AND EXTENSIONS WILL BE HERE LIKE ANY MINUTE NOW!!1
7. What happened tonight? What happenSSS is quite possibly that we’ll have a new car. Also very exciting!!1
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? No, because I’m never disgusting and I get properly pissed at times. (ok i might be a bit disgusting when i’m eating leftover indian, but otherwise never)
9. Is confidence cute? Confidence, yes. Cockiness, no.
10. What is the last beverage you had? Ze juice out of a red currant.
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Oh wow. Like… I don’t know, one?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? No. I like my jeans with more room, thank you.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Well if everything goes according to plan, I’ll be sharing a hotel room with not just one, but TWO cute guys in a foreign country.
14. What are you going to spend money on next? Ugh. Everything.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? I’m married to that person. So technically I guess yes.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Apart from haircolor I hope not. Expecting bipolar changes tho.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? I don’t know really. It has come to a point in my life that I really don’t have anyone I could talk to about literally anything. I’m not sorry about it tho. At least not much.
18. The last time you felt broken? Oh jesus, yesterday morning I suppose.
19. Have you had sex today? Not today, no.
20. Are you starting to realize anything? No I don’t think so, no.
21. Are you in a good mood? Yea at the moment I am, thank you for asking.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? I may be a hothead but I don’t have a deathwish.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Pretty much, yes.
24. What do you want right this second? The bloody parcel to arrive.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I’d say goodbye.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? No. I don’t think my hair has seen it’s natural colour since I was fourteen. Which is… uhhh… yea… six years ago. Yes, six. No more. At least not 21 years ago sweet pissing jesus.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? No.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? I watched an episode of 2 Broke Girls.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? No, not really no.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? No.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? No.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Yes. I told him this morning.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Hahahaha, no! I drink soda. Not regularly, but I do drink it.
34. Listening to? Disturbed – Indestructible.
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Yes, poorly.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Not exactly. He’s still at work or on his way home.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. I believe in lust in first sight tho, and that can lead to god knows what, but love, no.
38. Who did you last call? I called my ex-coworker. But the phone has been ringing off the hook today otherwise. Christ on a fucking bike, everyone and their mother has been aching to talk to me.
39. Who was the last person you danced with? Oh wow. I guess my squish, in the bar, drunk out of our wits?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because I like kissing him.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Too long ago. Bloody hell, I need to make some.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? No. I don’t think I’ve hugged parental units like in… I dunno. Months. We don’t do parental unit/offspring hugging in my immediate family.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Who hasn’t honestly. Yes I have.
44. Do you tan in the nude? No. But I don’t intentionally tan anyway. I just get tanned because I’m doing shit.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? No. There are kisses I should probably consider taking back, but I refuse to.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? No.
47. Who was the last person to call you? Dadster. <3
48. Do you sing in the shower? No. The acoustics in our bathroom are pretty bad and I usually have company, so no.
49. Do you dance in the car? Yes.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Yes. My dad made me and my sister bows and arrows when we were kids so we could play Robin Hood. We went around the fields and shot at haystacks. Because CLEARLY they were the soldiers of Nottingham.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I had my passport photo taken a year and a half ago, so then.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Pretty much.
53. Is Christmas stressful? Yes. I hate it. Mainly because nobody really gets along with anyone and all I want is to get shitfaced and pass out.
54. Ever eat a pierogi? No, what’s that?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? If blueberry counts as fruit, that. If not, I’ll say peach pie.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Geologist and lawyer.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? I don’t now that it’s daylight.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Ugh, yes. I hate it.
59. Take a vitamin daily? Yes.
60. Wear slippers? During the winter. Our floors are fucking freezing.
61. Wear a bath robe? Yes.
62. What do you wear to bed? Depends on the season. During winter a nightie and wool socks. During summer I sometimes sleep naked.
63. First concert? U2 1997.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? None, as we don’t have any of those here.
65. Nike or Adidas? Reebok.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos, hands down.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Don’t really like any of her stuff.
69. Ever take dance lessons? I went to ballet for a few years.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? …zombiekiller?
71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes. I’m VERY capable with my tongue.
72. Ever won a spelling bee? Nope, don’t have them here.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes, many times. I cry a lot.
74. What is your favorite book? I think either The Lord of The Rings or The Stand by Stephen King.
75. Do you study better with or without music? Without, really.
76. Regularly burn incense? Ugh, fuck no. I’m sensitive to smells.
77. Ever been in love? Yes.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? I’d love to see U2 again. They’re great live.
79. What was the last concert you saw? Wow, U2 maybe. I don’t go to concerts that often. Mostly because I live in the sticks.
80. Hot tea or cold tea? Both. Both. Both is good.
81. Tea or coffee? Tea, absolutely.
82. Favorite type of cookie? Chocolate chip OR ginger.
83. Can you swim well? Relatively well, yes.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes.
85. Are you patient? NO!
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ.
87. Ever won a contest? No. I’m rubbish at things.
88. Ever have plastic surgery? No, but I won’t put it past me to get some.
89. Which are better black or green olives? NEITHER.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Totally ok.
91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room.
92. Do you want to get married? I love being married. It suits me.

memememememe

Friday, May 17th, 2013

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Probably after all Marikas. Not one in particular tho.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Oh earlier today. I was feeling a bit emotional over a video.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Not particularly no. Also it’s really sloppy so no one ever makes out anything from what I’ve written.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Chicken. With curry.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU
Bitch, I might be.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Too often, as it seems to go to waste a lot. So much witty sarcasm, all to waste.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes. Not about to give ’em up either.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP
Probably not. But then again, I might get on my manic phase around a bungee jumping facility…

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Rice Krispies.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Generally no. Only my running shoes. Shoelaces are such a bother to be honest.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Ben & Jerry’s Peanut Butter Cup. *drools*

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Legs. Definately legs.

15. RED OR PINK?
Pink.

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My bipolarity.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My dad. He lives too far away from me, that fucker. 🙁

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Which everyone?

19. WHAT COLOR TROUSERS/SKIRT AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Grey sweats, no shoes as I’m inside and only savages wear shoes inside their banana-leaf huts in the jungle where they live.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Oh the box is on, I think it’s Police Academy what’s on. Good lord they’re still showing that on the teeb like can you not?

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Black.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Freshly cut grass, cinnamon, black currant.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My dad, as it happens. Dadster. <3

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
I nicked it from a person who thinks I’m fucking awesome. So yes, I like him.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Footie or ice hockey. Or track and field sports. Or baseball.

27. HAIR COLOR?
At the moment: orange-ish.

28. EYE COLOR?
Muddy grey.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No.

30. FAVORITE FOOD
Pizza. Or chicken tikka.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings. There was a time I would’ve said scary movies, but I’ve become old and wimpy.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Chronicle, I suppose. I liked it.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Military green with Dixon Brothers print on it.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer, defo.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
With hubby, both. With other people, none.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
None, which is strange.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I don’t have one.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Hockey.

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
Hardanger violin.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Neither.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
London.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Wiggle my ears without touching them. DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE ANSWER THE GUY I NICKED THIS FROM HAD WRITTEN AND WE HAVE THE SAME TALENT I CAN’T EVEN

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Tornio, Finland.

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?

48. WHERE DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
At tech school.

Ramble, pt. 3245

Tuesday, February 19th, 2013

There may come a day when I stop posting stupid shit, but it is not this day. So to make this Monday even more unbearable, here’s ten utterly useless facts about me.

– I was born on a Wednesday. I had to check this from a calendar, cuz Mom doesn’t remember. She does remember the date tho.
– When I was a kid I had a huge crush on Jayce from Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors. Also I had a crush on K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider. Yes, it’s a car, what’s your point? Later weird crushes include Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid 2.
– I once stole a car when I was a teen.
– I’m the clumsiest person you can imagine. I break stuff and bump into everything you can possibly bump into and also stuff you cannot fathom how anyone would bump into. I do this so enthusiastically that I have several small to medium bruises at all times. I’ve been like this since childhood which is why Mom calls me the Clumsy Kid.
– I love beer. I don’t like the taste of alcohol so I’m not a drinks person, but beer. Man I could drink it by gallons. It’s not very adult of me, but when I go out with mates I tend to get shit-faced. Don’t worry tho, they usually are equally shit-faced.
– I love fictional characters more than real people. I also value animals over humans so much it’s not even funny anymore.
– I’m bi-polar.
– I was happily single for ten years before I started going out with the man who is now my spousal unit. He swept me off my feet by playing Megadeth’s Symphony for Destruction with his bass guitar. About 37 seconds into the song I knew I couldn’t live without him. And I don’t need to.
– I consider myself very lucky in my life. I’ve got a good husband, a job at the moment and I’m healthy.
– I’ve named my turtles Leroy and Nixon even tho they are girls.

MemeSaturday

Saturday, January 26th, 2013

I’m bored. So here, have a meme.

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? Yes I could.
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? Taken. Also confused, but not in a relationship way. 😀
3: What if I told you that you were pretty? I’d say thank you, have you been to your optometrist lately.
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? Yes. And it was actually the other one, not me.
5: Are you interested in anyone right now? Yes. My husband. And Reedus, lol.
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week? Payday.
7: Do you want to be single? No.
8: Did you go out or stay in last night? I stayed in and went to bed incredibly early.
9: How late did you stay up last night? Not late at all. I was in bed like at ten thirty.
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot? Yes I can. It was actually earlier today.
11: Last three things you had to drink? Water, coffee and tea.
12: Have you pretended to like someone? Yes, unfortunately. It’s not fair, to be honest.
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? Yes. That’s not fair either.
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? Many a times.
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone? Usually it is.
16: Think back five months ago, were you single? No.
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? Talking shit with a dude and waiting for my lasagna to be ready.
18: Hold hands with anyone this week? Actually earlier today, as it happens.
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? No, fairly sure I couldn’t. I like beer too much.
20: What would you name your future daughter? I dunno. Amy maybe.
21: Do you miss anyone? Sort of, yes.
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night? Come to think of it… probably not. Unless I was too drunk to remember it.
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? No. I was sitting right here on the chair when it happened.
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? Not really, no.
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad? Yes, many a times.
26: Who did you last see in person? My husband.
27: Are you listening to music right now? No, oddly enough.
28: What is something you currently want right now? Money. And tea.
29: What is the last thing you said out loud? Bye, to my husband who went out.
30: How is your heart lately? It’s in good shape.
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? Sometimes.
32: Are you wearing socks? Woolly ones actually. The flooors here are freezing.
33: What do people call you? Weird, mostly. Also Rika.
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? Yes.
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? Apart from work, no, not really no.
36: Who did you last share a bed with? My husband. Wouldn’t it be odd if it was someone else.
37: Did you do something bad today? I drove over the speed limit. Quite a bit over it.
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? Just now.
39: Do you get stressed out easily? Unfortunately yes I do.
40: Will you sing today? Not anymore, I did earlier.
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? Yes.
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone? To my wifey, Jutta. She’s my rock. Love her all eternity.
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance? Nope.
44: What are you listening to right now? QI on the telly.
45: What is wrong with you right now? My eyes are all wonky and my head is a mess.
46: What is on your wrists right now? Eight bracelets. I’m waiting to get my watch from Time.
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? I’m in my nighties. I got it from the inlaws.
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? Hot chocolate, no cider for me thanks.
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11? No.
50: Are you a good artist? I have this unique style in art, it’s called bloody awful.
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? I wouldn’t say so.
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? No, not really.
53: Ever been on a golf cart? No! I want to be tho. They look like a lot of fun.
54: Do you have trust issues? Yes.
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who? With a friend of mine who was in a bad way.
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic? Nope.
57: Do you use chap stick? All the time.
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face? Yes, this was in school. She was a right cow so I slapped her.
59: Do you have a little sister? No, but a big one I do.
60: Have you ever been to New York? No but I want to.
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? He better well have meant that.
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week? Yes. Actually three persons.
63: What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping.
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? Yes. Who hasn’t, really.
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Yes.
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person? Yes.
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? Yes.
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? With someone. I have terrible fears at night if I’m alone.
69: Will next Friday be a good one? Hopefully.