Archive for April, 2009


Saturday, April 18th, 2009

I just changed my telephone’s ring tone to Sash!’s Ecuador. I needed to share this, because Ecuador is possibly the best example of the so-called eurodance -genre. Although I’m not sure if it qualifies as such, because Ecuador actually has some wit to it, composing-wise, that is. But then again, I think that the dudes made some other noteworthy songs, like Stay and Mysterious Times.

And dammit, I wish I was young, pretty and flexible, like I was during the summer of ’97, when everything was laid back, warm and possibly a little beer-fumed all the time.

Wayback Machine: chapter One

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

This episode of I Used to Be a Funny Blogger is brought to you by Why am I NOT Finishing My Portfolio -network, and is sponsored by GTFO of Wayback Machine You Goose!

On January 14th of 2005, at 3:36 m I wrote:

A – Accent: I try Scottish when talking English, but fail miserably. In Finnish it’s not an accent, it’s a language of it’s own.
B – Breast size: Hmmh. Sufficient, thank you.
C – Chore you hate: Mopping. I feel it’s utterly useless thing to do.
D – Dad’s name: Olavi
E – Essential make-up item: Black mascara
F – Favorite perfume: Ode L’Amour. It’s some Yves Rocher shite.
G – Gold or silver: Silver
H – Hometown: Kemi
I – Insomnia: All the time.
J – Job title: Slacker 😉
K – Kids: Pregnant with twins. Colin’s their father. Right.
L – Living arrangements: With an imaginary boyfriend in a wee 33 square metre apartment.
M – Mum’s birthplace: Kemi
N – Number of apples you’ve eaten: 372,4 about.
O – Overnight hospital stays: After being hauled home from being born? One.
P – Phobia: Spiders. And mushrooms.
Q – Quirk(s): I’ll be spending the rest of the night here listing
R – Religious affiliation: Happy heathan. Or a Frisbitarian. *points Bono* I’m with him 😉
S – Siblings: One sister, Rei.
T – Time you wake up: Right after opening my eyes.
U – Unnatural hair colors you’ve worn: Probably every color of rainbow, excluding bright green.
V – Vegetable you refuse to eat: I absolutely despise boiled cabbage, so let’s say that.
W – Worst habit: Smoking. I can’t seem to be able to quit it. Spell it with me: s-p-i-n-e-l-e-s-s. Thank you.
X – X-rays you’ve had: Four? Maybe five.
Y – Yummy foods you make: Chili. It burns, baby.
Z – Zodiac sign: Libra.

Goes to show, that I really didn’t sleep a whole lot at that time. And I believe everyone agrees, that it was painfully obvious from the wacky posts I wrote.