Archive for September, 2012

Monday night madness

Monday, September 24th, 2012

I’m bored out of my head at the moment because my fiction is not going anywhere, so here’s a thingy I found while pointlessly stumbling about the intartubes.

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? I firmly believe so. They damn well better mean it.
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? Haha. Uh. No?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? Oh I have these feels all the time.
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Yes and I have. They were creeped out, so not a success there.
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Uh. No? Maybe his ex? Naww, not really.
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Omg yes.
7. What exactly are you wearing right now? Black track pants, woolly socks that come up to my knee (much like the chinese do, thank you monty python), green U2 tour tee and that’s about it.
8. How often do you listen to music? Almost all the time.
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? I hesitate, but I guess jeans.
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013? The world will end, but aside from that, not really no.
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? Antisocial, omg.
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter A? Yes.
13. What about R? Yes.
14. Can you drive a stick shift? Yes. I can drive an automatic as well. And a bloody motorcycle, so booyah.
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? No. In all honestly, really no.
16. Are you going out of town soon? Nooo, but I wish I was.
17. When was the last time you cried? Uhh… fuck me, I can’t remember? Possibly a little over a week ago? Man, I’m usually the bloody niagara all the time.
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Yes.
19. If you could change your eye color, would you? No. I like my muddy-greys.
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? Absolutely everything for, no. Do much for, yes.
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. How about bloody everything.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? If they can reach, then yes. Otherwise it’s more awkward.
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? Yes.
24. What are you sitting on right now? My ass. AHAHAHA. A chair.
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? My family never tells eachother such things. But my hubby does, so yes.
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Oh man, haven’t we all.
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? The Hubster.
28. Does anyone hate you? Oddly enough, yes. I actually know someone who hates me, apparently with a passion. I find it … hilarious.
29. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? No. I drink on the open if I want to. I’m a grown-up, you see.
30. Do you like watching scary movies? I used to. Now I’m too much of a sissy.
31. Do you want your tongue pierced? No. Not ever.
32. Did you have a dream last night? Yes. A weird one. No surprise there.
33. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? About fifteen minutes ago.
34. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Yes.
39. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Yes.
40. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Not really, no.
41. Did you have a good day yesterday? I did, thanks for asking.
42. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Yes.
43. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? At work, yes I probably will.
44. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes, and it has moved me.
45. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Yes. Also things that haven’t happened, things that I wish would happen and sadly things that I really don’t want to happen.
46. Were you single over the last summer? Nope.
47. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? I think it actually is pretty damn similar.
48. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? Haha, no.
49. Are you nice to everyone? Absolutely not.
50. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes. 😀
51. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I have for seven years. I’m not the cheating type.
52. Are you good at hiding your feelings? I wish I was but I’m rubbish at it.
53. Do you think you like someone? Yes.
54. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a J? Yes.
55. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Boy friends and girl friends are for different uses. I like both.
56. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? Well, yes they have.
57. Do you hate anyone? Hate is such a strong word. YES.
58. How’s your heart? I guess it’s good since I lived through two consecutive days of rigorous work outs.
59. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? Yes.
60. Have you ever cried over a guy? We all have.
61. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? Yes.
62. Can you commit to one person? Yes.
63. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yes.
64. Have you ever felt replaced? Yes.
65. Did you wake up cranky? No, but I became cranky in about three minutes after waking up. It hasn’t worn out yet.
66. Are you a jealous person? Not really, no.
67. Are relationships ever worth it? I think they are.
68. Anyone you’re giving up on? No.
69. Currently wanting to see anyone? Yes.
70. Last person you cried in front of? My husband. He gets a lot of that, you know.
71. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes, quite a few I think. Both in bad and in good.
72. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? I guess so.
73. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? I am with the person I wish to be with. So I’d be sitting over here babbling stupid shit and looking at pretty pictures of pretty men and he’d be over yonder in the bedroom sleeping.
74. Are you over your past? Mostly. There is shit that comes back haunting, but mostly yes.
75. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? Yes I was and I was going good.


Friday, September 21st, 2012

I think I’m gonna have to retire my bike for this season tomorrow. It’s beginning to look too much like winter.

Excuse me whilst I curl up in a ball and sob.

Man, there’s nothing that I like more than riding mah motorcycle.

Oh lawl

Thursday, September 20th, 2012

So this happened on Twitter today:

Me to Johnnie: How the FUCKING FUCK are we talking about dicks again? This is… I don’t even know! 😀

Oh Banks.

Mornin’ y’all

Monday, September 17th, 2012

I’m sitting here with my morning cuppa and thinking that I have to visit the local unemployment office. Why? Because of the bloody lay-off thingy. I’m not complaining in a sense that it’s now confirmed that it will be only for the week, but I’m complaining because I don’t like hate loathe the local office d’unemployment with a passion. Seriously, they just recently changed their opening hours to be on Mondays. Yes, Mondays. All other days, good fucking luck with that, contact us by e-mail, because we’ve also hidden all of our bloody phone numbers from the site. Ok, e-mail works fine for me, since I live half of me life on the Intarrrtubes anyways.

So last Wednesday, a good THREE WHOLE FUCKING WORKING DAYS before today, I send them an e-mail describing the situation and asking if I need to pop me head in and tell them in person (they love to ask people appear in person) that I’m laid off for the week. I wait the Wednesday. I wait Thursday and then I re-send the message with a what the fuck gives -header. And on Friday afternoon I get an answer that is about as useful as if they’d written it in Klingonese. Christ on a fucking bike.

So hence: I sit here and I’ve made me a bucket of tea, so my nerves won’t fail me and I won’t go there wielding an axe. Also, I’m listening to awesome songs.

Presented without intelligible words

Saturday, September 15th, 2012

Sean Flanery