Archive for August, 2013


Friday, August 23rd, 2013

Tomorrow morning I’m leaving, on my trusted Dixon, for a weekend in a cabin with a bunch of lady motorists. Such as me. Except most of them probably think it’s a nice evening to get shit-faced, which I plan not to do. So I have armed myself with earphones and Plague Inc. (was contemplating on taking the Nintendo with me, but still have not decided) and also Traditional Kit for Fic Writers, ie. a pen and a notebook.

I’m pumped, because a) we’re going on our motorbikes and b) since we’re staying the night, I get to try out packing shit on my bike for a longer trip. To be quit honest, I’m not so pumped about the stay as I am about the packing and the ride. 😀

But still, yay! Motorbiking! It’s seriosly the best thing I know.

Shit wank fuck

Tuesday, August 20th, 2013

My credit card has been hijacked. Luckily I was able to spot like immediately one large and one small amount on my card balance sheet that I absolutely have nothing to do with. This is just the right time for this kind of shit, seeing as I’ve slept three and a half hours last night in two parts. Absolutely fucking marvellous. Also I have like zero extra money and two hundred freaking quid on my credit card is a big fucking deal. Let’s just hope that I can get them back as reclaims. Fuck. Now I need to get a new card, as I’ve killed the one hijacked, and when I get my hands on the new one, start emailing companies about my preorders. Ugh. I have like tons of shit on preorder, like action figures and a few books.

You have no idea how much this pisses me off.

On the bright side, I don’t feel like sleeping and I’ve lost like eight pounds. In a week. Yay me. Pounds as in units of mass, not units of currency. I’ve appeared to have lost a quite a bit more in units of currency for fuck’s sake this made me mad again. Ugh.

Soundtrack of my life

Sunday, August 11th, 2013

The car is speeding on the straight gravel road through a vast field, leaving a trail of dust behind it’s back wheels. A slight breeze in the air is making the crop look like waves in the ocean in the eerie light of the first glimpses of the sun. The morning haze promises it to become a warm August day, but now it’s almost chilly. She’s driven through the night, and she feels tired, but she can’t stop now.


Tuesday, August 6th, 2013

While contemplating on my new layout (yes, i make layouts instead of blogging shut up) and waiting for a txt to tell me I have a parcel to pick up (guys it’s hair dye and extensions and i’m so excited i can’t sdfghjkl) I’ll give you this very interesting (not) meme.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Oh she’s kinda cute and has nice tits, but no thanks.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Not correct. I generally don’t talk to exes.
3. Have you taken someones virginity? Yes I have.
4. Is trust a big issue for you? Yea it is.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? We hang out regularly, seeing as we share a home and the bed.
7. What happened tonight? What happenSSS is quite possibly that we’ll have a new car. Also very exciting!!1
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? No, because I’m never disgusting and I get properly pissed at times. (ok i might be a bit disgusting when i’m eating leftover indian, but otherwise never)
9. Is confidence cute? Confidence, yes. Cockiness, no.
10. What is the last beverage you had? Ze juice out of a red currant.
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Oh wow. Like… I don’t know, one?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? No. I like my jeans with more room, thank you.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Well if everything goes according to plan, I’ll be sharing a hotel room with not just one, but TWO cute guys in a foreign country.
14. What are you going to spend money on next? Ugh. Everything.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? I’m married to that person. So technically I guess yes.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Apart from haircolor I hope not. Expecting bipolar changes tho.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? I don’t know really. It has come to a point in my life that I really don’t have anyone I could talk to about literally anything. I’m not sorry about it tho. At least not much.
18. The last time you felt broken? Oh jesus, yesterday morning I suppose.
19. Have you had sex today? Not today, no.
20. Are you starting to realize anything? No I don’t think so, no.
21. Are you in a good mood? Yea at the moment I am, thank you for asking.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? I may be a hothead but I don’t have a deathwish.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Pretty much, yes.
24. What do you want right this second? The bloody parcel to arrive.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I’d say goodbye.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? No. I don’t think my hair has seen it’s natural colour since I was fourteen. Which is… uhhh… yea… six years ago. Yes, six. No more. At least not 21 years ago sweet pissing jesus.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? No.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? I watched an episode of 2 Broke Girls.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? No, not really no.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? No.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? No.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Yes. I told him this morning.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Hahahaha, no! I drink soda. Not regularly, but I do drink it.
34. Listening to? Disturbed – Indestructible.
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Yes, poorly.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Not exactly. He’s still at work or on his way home.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. I believe in lust in first sight tho, and that can lead to god knows what, but love, no.
38. Who did you last call? I called my ex-coworker. But the phone has been ringing off the hook today otherwise. Christ on a fucking bike, everyone and their mother has been aching to talk to me.
39. Who was the last person you danced with? Oh wow. I guess my squish, in the bar, drunk out of our wits?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because I like kissing him.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Too long ago. Bloody hell, I need to make some.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? No. I don’t think I’ve hugged parental units like in… I dunno. Months. We don’t do parental unit/offspring hugging in my immediate family.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Who hasn’t honestly. Yes I have.
44. Do you tan in the nude? No. But I don’t intentionally tan anyway. I just get tanned because I’m doing shit.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? No. There are kisses I should probably consider taking back, but I refuse to.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? No.
47. Who was the last person to call you? Dadster. <3
48. Do you sing in the shower? No. The acoustics in our bathroom are pretty bad and I usually have company, so no.
49. Do you dance in the car? Yes.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Yes. My dad made me and my sister bows and arrows when we were kids so we could play Robin Hood. We went around the fields and shot at haystacks. Because CLEARLY they were the soldiers of Nottingham.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I had my passport photo taken a year and a half ago, so then.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Pretty much.
53. Is Christmas stressful? Yes. I hate it. Mainly because nobody really gets along with anyone and all I want is to get shitfaced and pass out.
54. Ever eat a pierogi? No, what’s that?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? If blueberry counts as fruit, that. If not, I’ll say peach pie.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Geologist and lawyer.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? I don’t now that it’s daylight.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Ugh, yes. I hate it.
59. Take a vitamin daily? Yes.
60. Wear slippers? During the winter. Our floors are fucking freezing.
61. Wear a bath robe? Yes.
62. What do you wear to bed? Depends on the season. During winter a nightie and wool socks. During summer I sometimes sleep naked.
63. First concert? U2 1997.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? None, as we don’t have any of those here.
65. Nike or Adidas? Reebok.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos, hands down.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Don’t really like any of her stuff.
69. Ever take dance lessons? I went to ballet for a few years.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? …zombiekiller?
71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes. I’m VERY capable with my tongue.
72. Ever won a spelling bee? Nope, don’t have them here.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes, many times. I cry a lot.
74. What is your favorite book? I think either The Lord of The Rings or The Stand by Stephen King.
75. Do you study better with or without music? Without, really.
76. Regularly burn incense? Ugh, fuck no. I’m sensitive to smells.
77. Ever been in love? Yes.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? I’d love to see U2 again. They’re great live.
79. What was the last concert you saw? Wow, U2 maybe. I don’t go to concerts that often. Mostly because I live in the sticks.
80. Hot tea or cold tea? Both. Both. Both is good.
81. Tea or coffee? Tea, absolutely.
82. Favorite type of cookie? Chocolate chip OR ginger.
83. Can you swim well? Relatively well, yes.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes.
85. Are you patient? NO!
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ.
87. Ever won a contest? No. I’m rubbish at things.
88. Ever have plastic surgery? No, but I won’t put it past me to get some.
89. Which are better black or green olives? NEITHER.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Totally ok.
91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room.
92. Do you want to get married? I love being married. It suits me.