Archive for March, 2014

Shit on Sundays – v. I’m sorry I haven’t been around so here, have a long meme instead

Sunday, March 9th, 2014

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Husband.
2. Are you outgoing or shy? To tell you the truth, I’m painfully shy, but I hide it under either a lot of talk or a lot of booze.
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? I don’t know, no one at the moment.
4. Are you easy to get along with? Fairly. If I’m not in a mood.
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Yes, but it doesn’t make me a nice drunk.
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Generally, the naughtier and scruffier they come.
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Yes.
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Hahaha, is this a trick question? Hiddleston, non stop.
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Not really, no. I’m kinda outspoken about it. You might have noticed.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Oh wow, my best friend I guess. We have some profound issues going on in our lives.
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? I’m basically wanting to slack out on a walk, so I’m suggesting swapping the walk for a stroll in the supermarket.
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Happy by Pharrell Williams. One Tree Hill by U2. Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol. Get Free by Major Lazer. Your Joy is My Low by IAMX.
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Yes.
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Not in miracles, but sometimes luck seems plausible.
15. What good thing happened this summer? A lot of motorbiking happened. That’s a good thing.
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes.
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Absolutely.
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No.
19. Do you like bubble baths? Haven’t had one in aaaaaageeess. I guess I would tho.
20. Do you like your neighbors? Yes, they’re an ok bunch.
21. What are you bad habits? Boozing. I know people would love me to say swearing, but I don’t find it a bad habit.
22. Where would you like to travel? Back to London.
23. Do you have trust issues? Yes.
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Morning cuppa.
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My stomach.
26. What do you do when you wake up? Go to the loo.
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I’m fine with the current shade.
28. Who are you most comfortable around? Myself. And then maybe husband.
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yes, but it was an elaborate hoax to get me back. And I didn’t fall for his lies.
30. Do you ever want to get married? Not for a second time. I think I’m fine with this one time.
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? Yes, even without the extensions.
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Ehehehe.

Hiddleston & Hemsworth would be on the top of that list. Then maybe Colin Farrell and Norman Reedus, even tho that sounds a bit weird. But let’s face it, they both look like they leave a trail of slime after them, so yaaaa, bring it, boys.

33. Spell your name with your chin. I’ve got three chins, which one of them would you want me to use?
34. Do you play sports? What sports? Not really.
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV, definitely.
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Hahaha, yes.
37. What do you say during awkward silences? Anything really. I’ll make the biggest ass of myself to fill the silence.
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? I don’t really do shopping.
40. What do you want to do after high school? If I had the chance to live it again, I’d go abroad and get a job there. Any job.
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Most people begging for second chances have had more than that already. So I guess everyone has had one already.
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? It means I’m writing in my head.
43. Do you smile at strangers? Yes. But in this country it makes people think I’m weird and possibly dangerous. Of which neither I’ll deny being.
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer space.
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? Sometimes nothing, most days the thought of a morning cuppa.
46. What are you paranoid about? Oh dear, a lot of things. Mostly it’s that the door isn’t locked and people will get in and rob me blind.
47. Have you ever been high? No, and I don’t aspire being.
48. Have you ever been drunk? Yes, many times.
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? I try to live my life in such a way that if needs be, there are no skeletons in my closet. So I’d be a shitty politician.
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black.
51. Ever wished you were someone else? Sometimes. But believe it or not (i mostly don’t) I like being me, majority of the time. Even if it doesn’t project well through this blog.
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? I’d like to have nicer tits.
53. Favourite makeup brand? Ugh. I’m not brand loyal.
54. Favourite store? Local organic food shop.
55. Favourite blog? Mine. Hahaha.
56. Favourite colour? Black.
57. Favourite food? Chicken tikka.
58. Last thing you ate? A toast.
59. First thing you ate this morning? A vitamin pill.
60. Ever won a competition? For what? I’ve never won a competition. 🙁
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Nope.
62. Been arrested? For what? Nope. I’m a sneaky bastard, I don’t get caught.
63. Ever been in love? Yes.
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? I honestly can’t remember. Such a slapper, aren’t I.
65. Are you hungry right now? A bit.
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Mostly, yes.
67. Facebook or Twitter? Both.
68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr.
69. Are you watching tv right now? No.
70. Names of your bestfriends? Juk.
71. Craving something? What? Nothing at the moment. Except maybe orange juice.
72. What colour are your towels? They have many colors.
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? One. Anything more than one is stupidity and will result in neck pains.
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Sometimes, when I’m panicky. And husband gracefully holds both me and my Safety-Eeyore. So there.
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Oh about thirty…ish. In direct use, about five.
75. Favourite animal? Probably a quokka.
76. What colour is your underwear? Black at the moment.
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate.
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Phish Food.
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Black.
80. What colour pants? Grey. They also have a lovely set of holes in them.
81. Favourite tv show? QI.
82. Favourite movie? Spy Game.
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Neither.
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Neither.
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? I’ve never even seen that, I know, a collective GASP.
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? I’ve seen it once, I can’t remember the characters that well. Probably the fish who couldn’t remember shit.
87. First person you talked to today? Husband.
88. Last person you talked to today? My friend, who looks like a werewolf and whom I call Fuckface. (he calls me a communist lesbian, so it’s true love, obviously)
89. Name a person you hate? Hate is such a strong word, but

90. Name a person you love? Other than my husband, I think Bono.
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Several. I’d probably start with a bunch of Finnish politicians.
92. In a fight with someone? I dont understand the question. Yes I’ve fought, with fists and all. It’s not nice but I’d do it again if needs be.
93. How many sweatpants do you have? Three…ish.
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Ten-ish.
95. Last movie you watched? The Company You Keep.
96. Favourite actress? Cate Blanchett.
97. Favourite actor? Tom Hiddleston.
98. Do you tan a lot? I turn red first and then brown.
99. Have any pets? A hamster and two stinkpot turtles.
100. How are you feeling? Quite alright, thank you.
101. Do you type fast? Sort of.
102. Do you regret anything from your past? Not really, no. Like maybe one thing.
103. Can you spell well? Better than an average American and English isn’t even my first language.
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? No.
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? I might have. Not deliberately.
107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes.
108. What should you be doing? Going to the loo. Typing fast comes in handy at times, I’ll tell you.
109. Is something irritating you right now? Yes, the weather.
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yes.
111. Do you have trust issues? Yes, again.
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My husband.
113. What was your childhood nickname? Linttari. From my last name.
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Sure.
115. Do you play the Wii? I don’t have a Wii. But I have a 3DS.
116. Are you listening to music right now? Yes.
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Yes.
118. Do you like Chinese food? Yes.
119. Favourite book? The Lord of The Rings.
120. Are you afraid of the dark? Yes. Darkness is full of kids hanged in the closet and men with eyes crossed over with permanent markers and zombies.
121. Are you mean? Not gonna lie, I am.
122. Is cheating ever okay? No.
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? No. I can’t keep my shirt clean for longer than five minutes.
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
125. Do you believe in true love? Sort of.
126. Are you currently bored? Kinda.
127. What makes you happy? Kittens and puppies and gingerbreads.
128. Would you change your name? I might. I’m not that attached to my current one.
129. What your zodiac sign? Libra.
130. Do you like subway? Yes. Both as a food item and as transportational means.
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Haha, feel awkward.
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? My bestie, like I told already.
133. Favourite lyrics right now? Everything from The Sun Goes Down by either Thin Lizzy or Jorn.
134. Can you count to one million? Yes.
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? Oh man, I tell dumb lies all the time. I can’t decide which is the dumbest.
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Our bedroom doesn’t have a door.
137. How tall are you? 175 cm, 5 ft 9ish to you heathens. Yes, I’m a big, hairy giant.
138. Curly or Straight hair? Straight.
139. Brunette or Blonde? Don’t matter.
140. Summer or Winter? Summer.
141. Night or Day? Night.
142. Favourite month? July.
143. Are you a vegetarian? No.
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk chocolate.
145. Tea or Coffee? TEA!
146. Was today a good day? I don’t know. It’s like a bit over nine in the morning. It seems it might be tho.
147. Mars or Snickers? Mmmmaa..snickers.
148. What’s your favourite quote? “It’s rubbish, prove it.” -Alan Davies.
149. Do you believe in ghosts? No, not in a sense that they are dead people haunting. (ask me again at 3 am when it’s dark and i’ll say yes)
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “kuuden viikon jakson “aikamatkustuksesta kirjallisuudessa”.” (translated to about “a six week course on “timetravelling in literature”.”) Stephen King – 11/22/63